Things I Learned The Very, Very (Very) Hard Way:

1. Consuming an XL double-double at 5:45AM within a half hour time-frame is ILL advised (note: ILL).

2. Doing this as you are working at an office where you hope to get a part-time job in the near future is even more ILL advised.

3. This is even more ILL advised when you have a weak tummy and a very sensitive gag-reflex (if you are wondering just how sensitive I mean, next time you are around me, put your first in your mouth and I assure you I will start gagging. Stephanie tested this last night...actually, on second thought, please don't do that...especially if I have just had an XL DD)